DoS jokes
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A ffsshh.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.
But no one would do it.
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.