DoS jokes
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What do you call a rich Chinese guy?
"Ching ching."
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.