What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What do you call a retard?
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
