How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
DoS Jokes
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
