DoS jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.