DoS jokes
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”