DoS jokes
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.