The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
