DoS jokes
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.