DoS jokes
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story...
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story about a farmer walking around the farm talking to the animals. She was trying to get the kids to interact, speak up, and to use their imaginations.
"Mister Farmer stopped at the cow, and the cow said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Susie, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Susie says "He said 'Good morning Mrs. Cow!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the pig next, and the pig said 'Good morning, Mister Farmer!'. Johnny, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Johnny says "He said 'Good morning Mr. Pig!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the chicken, and the Chicken said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Billy, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Billy says "The farmer said 'Holy shit, that chicken is fucking talking!'"
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"