The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
DoS Jokes
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
