DoS jokes
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."