DoS jokes
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither can see their parents.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.