When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
DoS Jokes
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
