DoS jokes
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Do you know Candice?
Nope.
Candice dick fit in your mouth.
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!