DoS jokes
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.