What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
DoS Jokes
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
