DoS jokes
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.