DoS jokes
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."