What do you call a gang of emo kids?
DoS Jokes
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
