DoS jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.