"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
DoS Jokes
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
