Don Quixote jokes

What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?

Down Quijote.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.