Domestic abuse jokes
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.