Domestic abuse

Domestic Abuse Jokes

Rihanna

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

Woman

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.

Johnny Depp

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

Cheat

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

Abuse

My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.

Stepdad

What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?

My stepdad beat my ass before he left.

Cheat

How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.

Dishwasher

What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?

Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.