Disinterest jokes

like this if you don't like school.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?

I don't know! I don't care!

Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?

What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?

When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.