Dishonor jokes

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.

Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?

Then there is me: My life.

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.