Dishonor jokes

Heart

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What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

Ex

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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

Life

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Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.

Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?

Then there is me: My life.

Ex

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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