Dishonor jokes

Heart

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What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

Ex

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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

Ex

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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  • Alabama

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    Most states:

    "It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."

    Alabama:

    "She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."