Discontent jokes
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
I only have 4 moods:
• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you
I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything
and don't forget the inevitable
• fuck it
and for those who have just given up
• fuck
This is beautiful.
Community talk
I am in 6hr in school I am bored and want to go home
Can this website fucking explode already.