Dinginess jokes
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
Community talk
Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".
Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more