Dinginess jokes
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
Community talk
Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".
Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more