Digital culture jokes

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:

ButtNugget123

Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)

baddasscarrot44

EggnogRat44

"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."

When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."

I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.

"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.

"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.