Digital culture jokes

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:

ButtNugget123

Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)

baddasscarrot44

EggnogRat44

"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.