Dibble jokes

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.

I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.