Dhaka jokes
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"