My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Devastation Jokes
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.