Detention jokes
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
wtf school
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Community talk
NAh guys my fucking principle pisses me off he gave me 15 minutes in after school detention for messing around with friends at breakfast like wtf
Bro I have after school detention for saying fuck AFTER school ended. Imma KMS.
yall im in detention and bored like someone talk to me