Dermatology jokes

Is skin picking self-harm?

Cause I'm red all over without a razor.

How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.

Friend: “What's that on your arm?”

Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”