Deputy jokes

Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!

Your move, Ron DeSantis.

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."

Joe: "Bi den"

You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

Government Briefing:

Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...

...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.