Dent jokes

What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

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Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"

What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?

"I C D K"

You know what I see?

DICK

I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?

Me: Are you okay?

Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.