Dent jokes

What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

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Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?

"I C D K"

You know what I see?

DICK

I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?

I went to see my dentist, and she warned me it was going to hurt. Then, she told me she was having an affair with my husband. Good news though...the cleaning didn't hurt.

Me: Are you okay?

Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.