Dent jokes

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.

I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?

went (DYM 134).

Dinkleberg!

Dee.

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.

What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.