Dent jokes

What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

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I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?

My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"

I went to see my dentist, and she warned me it was going to hurt. Then, she told me she was having an affair with my husband. Good news though...the cleaning didn't hurt.

At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

On a related note, I suck at darts.

Dee.