What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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