Density jokes

"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"

yikes...

#PlugWalk

They say people are 75% water.

But I'm 100% useless.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.

But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.