Density jokes
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.
Everyone else in the minefield...
I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
