Defense Department jokes

What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces.

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?

Rainbow Six Siege.