Defense Department jokes

What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces.

*Loud explosion inside the tank*

"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!