Deep Water jokes

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

What pool never runs dry?

The one on the Titanic.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.

But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.