Dec 25 jokes
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!