what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
