Death-roll jokes
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
Go commit neck rope.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.