Death-roll jokes
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
