Death note jokes
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
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PPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
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Light Yagami is being a bit rasict
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Choke me like you hate me, but you love me Lowkey wanna date me when you fuck me (uwu) Touch me with the lights off and my chains on Baby, I'm not the right one you should wait on She a freak, lil' bad ho Gaspare told me kill it I said, "Let me grab my Death Note" Huh, she pulled me in like a lasso Sayin' that she know me, I don't even know her at though Ain't no daddy issues, then I won't even bother She say I kill … Read more
Hey big bro if you're watching death note, I'm watching it too
I'll tell y'all what happen kayla was hacked so she isn't a problem its Marleigh. Yes my mom did die and yes I was raped but I just wanted new friends because at my school its hard for me to make friends because people say I have to much energy or I focus on myself and don;t care for other people and when Marleigh told me to kill myself I was heart broken because I had an ex and he cheated on me and worte me death notes and sometimes I wonder if Marleigh is right because I don't know what to do anymore and my mom die last year btw and I was rape last year as well we just didn;t go to court for it.