Dave's Orphanage Jokes

Next time you get a call from anybody say hi welcome to daves orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you

or

hi welcome to pizza and abortion clinic your loss is our sauce

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"