Dave's orphanage jokes

Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Or,

"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"