Dave's orphanage jokes

When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Or,

"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"