I have a son. Her name is Zara. I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
So I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier the look on her face or that the abortion clinic let me keep her
So a daughter asks her father "dad what is you opinion on abortions?" So her father says why don't you ask your sister. The daughter responds "but I don't have a sister... Oh"
I would name my daughter awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
If you have a daughter, give it the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer you get two beers and when you call for sex you get two sex...
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Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship and I don't have time for you asap daughter daughter or your mother or your call or your choice of choice
She was only a potato chip manufacturer 's daughter - by she was Frito Lay!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
