Dark one jokes

How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?

One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.

My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.

In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.

Jokes are like people. Some don't like the dark ones.