Dark one jokes

Jokes are like people. Some don't like the dark ones.

My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.

In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.

How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?

One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.