Dallas Winston jokes

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.