Daddy's Home jokes

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Daddy's Home.

The mailman came to drop the mail off.

Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.

Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."

Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."

What is an orphan's least favorite movie?

"Daddy's Home."

My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰

I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

My dad just comes and goes.

Having homosexual parents must be terrible.

Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".