Daddy's Home jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
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The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 馃グ馃グ馃グ
I wish my dad was home. I haven鈥檛 seen him since the shot of 2008.
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Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad鈥檚 in the kitchen!
Your mom鈥檚 husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
My dad just comes and goes.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.