Cutaway jokes
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.