Cutaway jokes

Cutter

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Wanna hear somethin' ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.

Self Harm

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I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.

Public

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Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?

because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.

Side

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There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.

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