Cut Rate jokes

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.

Wanna hear somethin' ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.