Cut Rate jokes
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
