Crumpet jokes

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.

What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!

She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.