Cowardice jokes
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!