Courtney jokes

What did the lawyer name his twins?

COURTney and CASEy.

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.

That's why he married Courtney Love.

How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?

Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.