Cordova jokes

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.