Coquette jokes

What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?

The rooster says... "cock-a-doodle-doo." The prostitute says... "any cock will do."

Yes, I'm CUTE.

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.