Confidentiality jokes

Julius Caesar & Tork Poettschke at the doctor's office:

"The doctor has now sent me the bill."

"Make him aware of his duty of confidentiality!"

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

A kid asks Trump:

Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"

Trump: "There they are, bud!"

You know what I hate about rape?

Keeping it a secret.